|Juuust a little creepy.|
Ready for a scavenger hunt? You’re gonna have to act fast. You know who you are. We are putting only POSITIVE intent into this, so hopefully positive people will be able to use this information in a timely way.
Ready? Start moving that way NOW.
There really is a secret stash of information hidden in the White House , secreted there by Richard Nixon! This is true, and we know where the info is. (Factually, the whole building looks like one of those “Look INSIDE” kids’ cutaway books, there’s so much stuff in there.)
Ok, there’s an upstairs bathroom, remodeled during the Nixon years. It’s a half-bath on an upper level of the White House that looks like it has golden tones in the wallpaper (*really* needs a remodel). The sink is a pedestal sink w/lots of ornate carved work. This bathroom was remodeled when Nixon was there, and he put a secret stash of info in some blank space in the wall.
This will make Nixon’s spirit a bit happier. He is definitely NOT at rest.
You really have to wonder about search engine monkeyage, why certain companies do what they do, and who makes them do it. Not surprisingly for an unusually worded post, this one is the #1 result for its title on DuckDuckGo…
…and others, but it is nowhere to be found on Google, the very site that hosts this blog (blogger). Indeed, this post’s numbers are a quarter of the regular post numbers, despite the juiciness of the subject. So, Google… why is that? Perhaps it really is time to move this blog to another location.