Asc. Symptoms/Clair-X Senses


Someone asked us about “Ascension Symptoms,” aka, “Wave X” symptoms, and what they were, so we sat down and spitballed out a list. Here’s an incomplete list of ascension symptoms/body issues:


  • Headaches/head pressure
  • Body aches/body pressure
  • Sharp pains at various chakra points
  • Inexplicable pains
  • Nausea
  • Dizziness
  • Gastric/digestion issues
  • Insomnia
  • “waking up at 3:00 a.m.”
  • Extreme heat/extreme cold sensations
  • Fever
  • Flu-like symptoms
  • Intense hunger
  • Intense fatigue
  • Sporadic bursts of energy
  • Inability to concentrate
  • Sudden cravings or total loss of appetite
  • Anger or sadness or depression (at clearing issues either for yourself, or feeling collective clearing)
  • Breathing issues
  • Heart palpatations
  • Nightmares/bizarre dreams
  • Clumsiness, spaz attacks, dropping things
  • Seeing things — Seeing things move at the corner of your vision, seeing lights, shadows, mist/fog, light flashes, sparklies, colors, halos of light around people/things, sensitivity to bright light, spirits, dragons, etc.
  • NOT seeing things — Blurriness, fuzzyness, distorted vision
  • Hearing things — What? Oh. Hearing weird sounds, tones, conversations, granular sounds inside your head (literally the tiny crystals in your pineal gland aligning to the energy), ears ringing, ears popping, “wet-pickle-hitting-your-ear,” etc.
  • Sudden happiness
  • Sudden feelings of love
  • Having water feel less dense on your tongue, as you swallow
  • Suddenly smelling superclean air/seeing crystal-blue skies
  • Seeing the same numbers everywhere (11:11, 1:11, 2:22, etc.)
  • Unusual skin conditions that come and go rapidly
  • Sudden or slow hair/nail growth
  • Abrupt changes/falling out with job, friends, housing
  • Suddenly looking younger — or different — in the mirror
  • A sense of urgency
  • No sense of urgency
  • Electronics fizzing out around you
  • Inexlicable BEEP sounds
  • Flashes of light
  • Feeling like you’re reading an endless list
  • Communicating with robot lawnmowers.

Ok, we made up the last two.

You’re basically upgrading while IN a body, which to our knowledge has never happened before. Note that these symptoms can indicate other health issues, especially in certain combinations, so… if you think you’re having a problem, go see your doctor. ALL of the CATs have gone to the ER with some/many/all of the above symptoms. (But PLEASE don’t tell your doctor that you think you’re turning psychic. Or worse, that his dead mother is standing next to him and that she’s very unhappy with his current relationship. One CAT did this and got sent to the Psych Ward — for two years. It took her two years to get out. Hello?)


You might be experiencing your own psychic “clair-” (french for “clear”) gifts emerging. Each of your regular senses has a higher sense, while there are others that don’t map to 3d.


Clairvoyanceseeing things with your Third Eye, aka, “the mind’s eye,” mental images of past, present, or future. You can also sometimes see Archangels by their specific color.

Clairaudience — what? oh, “HEARING THINGS.” Spirit/ET/HOB (Higher Order Being) voices, tones, music, ringing, energy ZAPs, vibrations, static, etc. (The Oversoul/ONE *loves* communicating to clairaudients with music and movie theme songs. It’s quite hilarious, at times, at others, extremely annoying.)

Clairsentience/Claircognizance — just “knowing” something, as well as knowing the Truth when you hear it — and knowing when people are lying. It’s also feeling differences in energy, which can indicate spirits, portals, Wave X, energy attacks, microwaves (HAARP), proximity to certain celebrity egos, etc.

Clairscent — literally smelling energy (it’s pretty cool and dead-useful); certain spirits/beings have a psychic “smell” to their energy. Someone with this gift can smell anything that the spirit or being wants you to smell, like a favorite perfume, fav food, etc. It’s a bit odd at first. SOURCE smells like coffee! We can often smell the New Earth.

Clairtangency (aka, Psychometry) — being able to get impressions by handling an object. A great and terrible gift. (“Someone has had sex on this table.”)

Clairgustance — perceiving the essence of something, or a substance from the spiritual or etheric realms through taste.

Clairempathy — aka, being an “empath.” Empaths easily feel what others are feeling, even at a distance, in past, present, or future. They can also sense when someone is around, living or dead, etc.

Channeling/Mediums — A channeler allows their body/mind to be used as a mechanism for other beings to speak through, while Mediums are expert at speaking with the spirit world. There’s nothing like a really good Medium. As for channeling, we are against it. All kinds of things are out there to trick you. Channelers almost always wind up misleading people, albeit without their knowledge.

Clair-aping — making really accurate ape noises through ape-channeling (which is the only kind of channeling the CATs approve of), second only to cheese-channeling.

Elinkume-Cartoon-2M-LED-String-Light-20LEDs-Cat-Copper-Wire-LED-Fairy-Light-Battery-Christmas-Wedding-1Phew. That’s enough of that.

See? And you thought we made it up.

5 thoughts on “Asc. Symptoms/Clair-X Senses

  1. hello cats

    I wrote yesterday half a book to say hello
    but it didn’t work.
    So here I am and I love dogs to…. both come from Sirius
    and from dimensions so high that we even can yet not imagine (Bashar)
    okay today I wrote here cause I have a bunch of the galactic desease symptons….
    here we go…. I am on board of the event timeline
    nothing to rush cause I loooooove planet earth and my surrounding
    I love you cats meow whoooooohooooo meow

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  2. I believe no, you did not make these issues up! (love the gorilla pic and the rainbow kitty third eye pic). Pretty much sums up what I’ve been experiencing too. You did a marvelous job with the list and I’ve ticked off all of them. Psychic gifts/abilities coming on strong now, the smelling things being the most recent one here. Appreciate all you Cat Eds do to assist us. Any day now……
    Much love to all,


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