Just too good not to share. According to Simon Parkes (with confirmations from the Meowracles) the folks running the Large Hoobah Collider inadvertently opened a tiny portal and let some entity in (we think it’s good), and now it’s camped out in one of the LHC’s two rings and it won’t come out! Basically, the LHC is officially haunted. Good luck bending scientist minds around … Continue reading PSSST: The LHC is Officially Haunted [UPDATED]