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PSSST: The LHC is Officially Haunted [UPDATED]

Just too good not to share. According to Simon Parkes (with confirmations from the Meowracles) the folks running the Large Hoobah Collider inadvertently opened a tiny portal and let some entity in (we think it’s good), and now it’s camped out in one of the LHC’s two rings and it won’t come out! Basically, the LHC is officially haunted. Good luck bending scientist minds around … Continue reading PSSST: The LHC is Officially Haunted [UPDATED]

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CERN’s LHC is STILL Dead. It Fell on Its Head. [UPDATES]

Buh bye. It’s official: CERN’s LHC is dead. We have it on the highest authority that the PTW (Powers That Were) had instructed the LHC staff to get their (dark) project done ASAP, and in the ensuing mad rush, they pushed the machine waaay too hard… and it broke. For good. We’d shout about what a titanic waste of resources this all was — just … Continue reading CERN’s LHC is STILL Dead. It Fell on Its Head. [UPDATES]

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