All kinds of things’re happening.

Hooboy. Get those seat belts ready. CATs are busy, and there are a lot of moving parts in what’s coming. Here are some things to know:

• Energy is very high — and is going to get higher. Expect all the usual Ascension symptoms: ears ringing, “champagne bubbles” in your abdomen (CATs love that feeling), slight fever (upgrades), eye issues, hearing issues, heart issues, weird aches and pains, etc. If you’re experiencing unusual symptoms or pain, pls see a doctor.
• NOTE: There technically IS NO ASCENSION. You’re actually with SOURCE right now, dreaming this dream of “Ascension.” However, the Wave X/SOURCE energy is real, and your very real spirit is taking notice of the energy increase (that is, a SOURCE energy increase across infinity). This is intended to wake us up faster… and since you think you’re in a body, you’re “experiencing” it via this illusory body. This is happening across all universes and dimensions, but it’s extra-special crazy on earth, the Land of a Bazillion Dances.
• Those who live next to portals may have experienced “the pulse” this morning (which went on for a good two hours); this is ever-increasing Wave X energy that floods into Gaia at the poles, only now the frequency is stepped up. This will increase going to the new moon. We can’t measure the frequency of the pulse, but we can definitely hear and feel it. To us is sounds like a car fast-idling out by the curb, while we (try) to sleep. It’s been louder in the past, but this new pulse is faster. If you can hear/feel this, try tuning into it… see what happens. These are basically massive upgrade codes, btw.
• Whatever is going on in the world is utterly unimportant, and rather sad and pathetic. We won’t be covering it, anymore. Those poor schmoes are on their own. If they want to create fake ‘space travel’ rituals to make themselves feel ‘special,’ so be it.
• Please note that every psychic who makes a prediction about anything… is on their own timeline, just as you are. There are of course lietmotifs in the timelines, that result in a bunching together of those like-minded spirits who want to project a certain event or outcome. Thus, every prediction they make… is for THEM, not you. As most people know, the CATs distrust most channelers, as they set no protection and are often spouting fear nonsense, or worse (half-truths). Just live your life, put everything in the hands of SOURCE, and (try to) help people when they come into your path. There are no coincidences.
• If someone makes a FEAR prediction, then don’t take the bait. Ignore anything that smacks of fear. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO FEAR. (Except that icky thong you saw at the side of the road. Ew.)
• We are expecting May to be BUMPY. Very bumpy. VERY BUMPY. This seems to be for everyone, as we all undergo what is basically a spiritual reset. Some have called it a “pivot.” We have no idea how this will manifest, but try to keep people calm if someone’s freaking out. (If someone’s dangerously freaking out, keep away from them.) We were told, “The cloud will lift” in early May. This could mean anything. And it looks like May is packed with stuff for the first 2/3rds of that month.
• Please be wary of the Yellow Volkswagon. This is a CAT metaphor for manifestation. Basically, if you can think it, it can be — especially now. So… don’t think anything specific! (like winning the lottery or a million dollars), because that’s Service to Self (STS). Your goal is STO: Service to Others. But not with the Yellow VW. Give your manifestation abilities to SOURCE. SOURCE can manage these for you quite well — AND SOURCE knows what makes you happy. Trust in SOURCE. All others pay cash. There will be time to drive around the yellow bug… but that time is not now… unless you’re engaged in some positive creative enterprise. Just by writing this, Yellow Volkswagons are now all over the place.
• If you catch yourself having an attack thought, STOP THE THOUGHT, identify it, and drop it to the center of the earth.
• Meditate twice a day, morning and night, and give your mind and will and day/night/dreams to Brother J. Most of you are too far removed from SOURCE (in your own minds), so please go to Brother J, who is your bridge to SOURCE. Next stop after Brother J is the Holy Spirit… Who is Our Memory of SOURCE… Who is plugged into SOURCE. Everyone is a little different on their path, so… start with Brother J.
• Oh, SOURCE and Spirit wanted us to tell you that… you might see a bunch of weird things. Like spirits, etc. It’s no big deal. You personally are safe with SOURCE right now. So… go with the flow, trust in SOURCE, and stay loose, Gilligan.
• For those with shields, note that you and your shield (which is actually an Angelic lattice, not a shield) are a multidimensional (home) patch of a very complicated and wondrous quilt that ~AM has made with SOURCE. The whole planet is quilted… but we could always use more (~AM is still making these). This is actually why things are happening the way they’re happening… and why things will happen the way they will happen. There is nothing you need do. Just meditate and commune with SOURCE, and your particular patch… and let SOURCE do all the rest.
• No special missions! Read that again. Go with the flow. Be as passersby. Do not engage with the illusion. Leave that yellow bug PARKED by the curb for the time being. Be patient. If you claim to have no patience, then LEARN to have patience. (If you can’t learn, there’s always 3d and The Long Path.)
• If CATs vanish, or this site vanishes or gets weird, you have your missions. Luck is not a factor. Valle con Dios, commancheros.

UPDATE1

We forgot one. Several CATs are reporting that they’re hearing the song… “Blue Bayou” by Linda Ronstadt (orig. by Roy Orbison)? Yeah, we have no idea what that means. Perhaps it’s The Swamp’s siren song? Or… we’re all gonna go live in a glowing blue SWAMP. Scooby Doo, clean up on aisle 9.

UPDATE2

Recent portal activity (by way of neutron meters):

UPDATE3 ~ 4/23/25

Check this out. Two nights ago, the ever-annoying TWBs (who may have finally given up) flew past ~AM’s house at midnight… and then lit their ‘afterburners,’ banked, and zoomed away at top speed (their ship way out front of the sound). It was LOUD. We wondered what they saw that scared ’em. ~AM and some of the M’s were shown what’s around some of our houses, now. They sorta look like this… but more grand and cosmic:

Actually, the white-and-silver ‘city’ structure in the above image was the entire top of the column — like an Angelic super-version of the house below — and the Angels were smaller and made of light). Anyway, looks like the TWBs didn’t like that!

UPDATE4 ~ 4/24/25

We had our first GRB in a while; hit around 11 pm PDT (making lots of CATs fall asleep):

NOTE

Some CATs and readers have reported dreams where someone offers you lots of money, or couples LUST with GREED in some way (one M reported a dream where a pale woman with orange hair and very red lips said to him, “I’m rich…” and the CAT just walked off like, “whatever”). We found such offers ridiculous and said NO… and then immediately woke up. Some have suggested this is Mr. Nasty trolling for ‘souls.’ If so, this action is folly, as your spirit part of Spirit, an Extension of SOURCE, and cannot be ‘owned’; ‘captured’ is a more apt descriptor, and is just as silly. Anyway, keep your wits about you. It’s not May, yet.

UPDATE5 ~ 4/25/25

Note that most CATs, and lots of readers, have been having unusual dreams where they are being tested for susceptibility to the 7 Deadly Sins, etc.

~AM reported having a dream last night where he was, out of the blue, elected President! He walked in the door of his house and his kids gave him a speech to read (that he could not decipher) and then there was a TV camera in his house to broadcast his acceptance speech LIVE to the country… and of course ~AM politely declined. Anyone who knows him knows that that’s the last thing he wants. Note that all CATs have personal and home shields, so this must be a kind of character test. OR it’s just a weird set of dreams (that lots of us seem to be having in common, ahem).

UPDATE6 ~ 4/27/25

Uh oh. Solar flatline for five days straight. May is looking big, and the time after that… jeez. Here are some meters:

So. WE are the calm center. Whatever happens, be the calm center. If you know of anyone who could use a shield, now is the time. The more “quilt” the better!