Cake time.

HBD, Brother J!

While Brother J is awesome, he is especially awesome when he’s holding an illusory cake (see pic). Knowing him as we do, he would definitely agree. Awesome is as awesome does. Life is like a box of infinity cake. Anyway, today is Brother J’s real birthday, as we’ve written before, which is why it was turned into a ‘fool’s day’ by corrupt members of the Church in year whatever.

Rather than lament the fool smear, let’s spread some truth, instead. Success might be the best revenge, but love and forgiveness make the best cookies. (~AM wrote that on the CAT whiteboard this morning.) Or cake. Something like that.

WHAT’S GOING ON?

Some people have been asking us what’s going on — besides this amazing CAKE that’s taunting everyone. Truth is, you aren’t in 3d (third density) anymore. No one is. The old 3d STS (Service to Self) is gone, toast.

So, where are you (sleeping)?

Three… Five… er, EIGHT THINGS

While you’re sleeping, look around.

You’re here — asleep inside SOURCE, dreaming this dream “here” in this illusion (“here” being a relative term.) You are in SOURCE, and you’re imagining you’re on a planet. You’re a non-local being having a local experience. So, now what?

Put simply, we have to make the New Earth ourselves with our own abilities. This is apparently now the agreement (don’t ask us how that works). So, ok. To make things easy, let’s say that “here” is where you live, or your friends are gathering. What does one do… here… wherever that is?

Try these:

ONE: Learn to MEDITATE. Without it, you’re going nowhere.

TWO: Align yourself with SOURCE.

THREE: Daydream what you want your (illusory) world to be — for everyone (STO — Service to Others), not just you (STS — Service to Self). Keep ideas general, and positive. CATs imagine a world that is fair, lawful, respectful, kind, and aligned with SOURCE. After that’s allowed to works for a year or two, we can move on from there.

FOUR: Learn to forgive. Forgive people who punch your buttons. Let go of silly pursuits, silly angers. If you hate something or someone, you need to look at that… and let it go. You are THEM and THEY are YOU.

FIVE: Follow/do what you love.

That’s it. No mystery. Feel free to add things to that if you like.

Wait… two more…

SIX: Imagine better, more cost-effective pastries and coffee.

and

SEVEN: Imagine we can eat whatever we want and not gain weight. (Imagine that one again.)

Since this is all illusion, imagine something GOOD while you’re “here”… besides waking up, of course.

Oh, one more…

EIGHT: Imagine everyone WAKING UP.