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Your Heliomancer for 5-17-17

A monkeywrench ridden by a monkey chasing various minions from advancing balls of light??

The current pattern is: no pattern. We’re seeing flux and chaotic data mayhem everywhere. Observe:

The sun is going back to sleep, after a tiny wakey around April Fool’s Day. If you see the sun for what it is — a 3-D “reality” projector — you can track various world events by this activity. Right now we’re in the third-reel-changing phase, so now’s the time to grab some popcorn.

Ah, but a quiet sun means more cosmic ray activity…

Look at this sawtooth pattern on a Russian riometer in Yakutsk. We’ve not seen that before, spiky over the past seven days. As the sun quiets, we get more and more of a “view” of the space the planet is traversing. Don’t forget, our solar system is hurtling and spiraling through space like some drunken floppy space chicken. Last we heard, we were headed for the galactic center (along with an incipient and inevitable earth being upgrade to 8th density — in the future), but we only have one source on that. We’d never heard that before.

Meanwhile, we’re suffering the earth’s geomagnetic hoopla:

AIIEEE.

LOOK AT THE BONES!

ALL. Over. The. Place. Look at the phi values. If this were a passenger jet, you’d be barfing.

And here’s another riometer reading from today:

Predictably unpredictable. As for the recent Schumann Resonance values… we can’t really cite any sources because they all look different, all over the planet, all over the place. Ebb and flow WHOMPs flipflopping here and there, but no pattern.

A current snapshot… whatever it means.

And another:

Oh, and we had a teeny CME burpage a few days ago…

…which we felt yesterday and last night. A little WHOMP-y.

So. That happened… whatever it was. However, we do have something definite for you.

We’ve been given some good advice from the Advice Givers. You know that that old saw about doing the job you want in order to GET the job you want? Same goes for what’s going on now, ascensionwise. (And we’re speaking to all of us, now, too.) We need to BE the evolved and ascended being we want to be in order to become the evolved and ascended being we want to become. It’s rather maddening, but there it is. This process takes EFFORT… but not constantly. Work, rest, work, rest.

Specifically, we need to be shunning the outside world mayhem (use the OFF switch), and abstaining from alcohol (which is now chock full of glyphosate anyway, across the board), and eating a raw fruit/veggie “high vibrational” diet (with provisions for cravings), and meditating a lot, getting lots of sleep, drinking LOTS of pure clean water — you know, doing the actual *work* necessary to get where we want to be. And we need to do this en masse, as much as we can.

For every erg of effort you put in now, no matter how hard it seems, it will pay out enormously afterward. Trust us on this. Someone just said, “You won’t get an opportunity like this again!” Check this out:

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME & PLACE 
IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE 
WHERE THIS HAS HAPPENED. 

Read that again.

You are ascending while still in a body, movin’ on up while still inside a flesh tuxedo. No one’s ever done that before. And you’ve attracted an audience.

A gigantic peanut gallery has assembled to watch you do this. Seriously. Higher order beings are all over the place, observing and rooting you on. They’re making us write this right now! AIIEE!

And again, these words are also being directed at CATs, as well. We all have work to do. And we know that it’s hard to slog up and up and up, and slide back and back and back, and doing it over and over again… but do it we must. And do it we will. Your will is not yours. It’s been borrowed from SOURCE. This means that your will is infinitely powerful. Use it (positively). Keep pushin’ that ball of Ontological Legoes, Timmy. Only a month and a half left. Seriously. 45 days.

NOTE: There’s an “amplified passage” of space-time coming up from the 19th to the 21st of May. Be sure to ride it for all its worth. Then that Mayan 9th Wave/64th Day thing on the 24th (no idea what’s in store for that, if anything; we’ll ask the Meowracles)… which is a WEDNESDAY. Why is that interesting? The majority of UFO sightings are on WEDNESDAY, from 9:00 to 11:00 pm. We’re about to find out if ETs care about the Mayan calendar. (We have our doubts.)

Bottom line: You can do it! (Let us know when you get there and drop us a rope, huh?)

This is exactly how we feel, too.

65 thoughts on “Your Heliomancer for 5-17-17”

  3. The importance of ordering your internal being in life, increasing your light (truth) and decreasing the disordered DNA entanglements of living to exist: when the blue star katchina hits us with that galactic superwave, ordered and disordered polarizations in the gamma ray (and other wavelengths) burst, enable one to enjoy the POST quantum awakening event:http://www.ascensionnow.co.uk/a-moment-of-quantum-awakening.htmlAccording to Plato, you end up like a child again:https://gizadeathstar.com/2017/05/something-wicked-way-came-part-iii/Direct confirmation from the SOURCE. The Event is OMNI-Universal, in that it starts here (Earth) and propagates out. The sun and galaxy are just prepping us for the burst, as disclosed above. Only the best kids get to incarnate in what will become HEAVEN! (The others go back to Universe-ity!). 2 levels to “Heaven”: incarnate and discarnate. A couple trillion timelines for everyone (all non-currently evolving incarnate life) else – suited to their optimal interests at University. It's kind of a BIG deal.

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  5. Just an observation… people sure are touchy out on the road. Anyone else notice that?-CAT6

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  7. Read this again:THIS IS THE ONLY TIME & PLACE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE WHERE THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. Well I had too!!!If it's the ONLY TIME, then HOW has it happened BEFORE…!?So if it's not a typo, then that is how you know it WILL happen yes?

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  8. This article seems a bit fear-mongery for my taste and the author is a bit unrealistic to suggest that average Joe has access to a bunker or a cave. If it were to happen this way then expect a good majority of the people on eath dying, like i need that kind of anxiety… I also read up on the “garabandal miracle” and I wasn't impressed, especially with the whole “divine warning/punishment ” bit. Nothing says “I love you and i only want the best” like fire and global catastrophie.But What do I know :/

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  10. Where does it say anything about global catastrophe in our post? That's from that link. Why would you ever pay more attention to crying statues and small children than far-out space cats? ;)-CAT Editors

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  11. Btw, I was curious about WHERE The Event would originate…. from space? from another dimension? From the Cleveland Transit Hub? One of the Meowracles said: “I see it coming more from the way of the sun. The best way I can describe what I see is how when you look at hot pavement, and the space above the pavement has that blurry, wavy look… It seems like that.”~CAT2

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  12. The Event is coming, yes. It is unstoppable. It will come on or around 7/1/17. It is NOT scary. It will be wondrous.~M2

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  14. Those will come from INSIDE your head, along with rainbows and donuts and rainbow donuts.~CAT2

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  17. Oh, i was just replying to the link, not your article on THIS site! And I just wanted to vent a little on these “fire and brim stone if you don't worship god!” prophecies that “surprisingly” never come true!and of course Space cats are far more interesting and fluffy-er than creepy little girls and their crying statues!

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  18. We feel the exact same way. It's instructive to mark those who are spouting fear right now, to see if there's a pattern.(Note that some of the cats are less fluffy than others. ;)-CATof9

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  21. UPDATE 5-18-17 10:13 pm EDT: (Exhausting) WHOMPs in progress at various earth locations (N. America, Europe, Asia).-CAT11

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  22. Two of us almost fell asleep a couple hours ago, right in the middle of the day.-CAT3 & 5

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  26. For the 2nd run… i doubt about the real win by 66,06% by Macron (Monarc ?) for obvious reasons (seriously..666…). LE Pen winning is a bit diffucult to see either… when you saw how she deliberatly scuttled herself during the last week and debat against Macron, that was so weird. For the first round, if one of the Mewtiful gifted could see the real score of Asselineau/UPR (the real Frexit man), because less than 1% is too suspicious, i don't think it was the 26% that said this people on this website, but definitly higher. Well it is done now, that just for the records ! Many Thanks in advance, hope the truth will be shown, before or after the Event ! Love all !

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  27. Why ever would Source demand worship? Never. NOW, acknowledging a living Source Being staring you in the face who has purified mind, body, soul in selfless service to All Life just to let you know how to be eternal incarnate like Hi-Tech life, that is a different situation. Would you censor or attack this being for giving you the gift of Life? The spiritual process of ascention is nothing but fire and brimstone –into a new evolved life form. Good thing there is no choice involved because free willed ignorance gets you… SOURCE. Duh. No Worship Involved.

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  28. “Fear is the mind-killer.” Is true. You follow your intuitive heart and that doesn't lie. Wake up and ask why there is darkness internally that projects fear to run from externally? Eternal Source says, “Calm down kid while I pull out your evil rotten truth. You are ALREADY IN THE GALACTIC SUPERWAVE.” Blue stars take time to fire up, as it is a process. Do you not see and feel how the energies are affecting ALL? Yes, there are crazy people to fear if you WANT. Fear knowledge of stellar evolution? No. Earth will protect you if you are a selflessly true blue star!

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  29. Imagine every Active Galactic Center in the Multiverse as an energetic point SOURCE in the OMNIversal phased array of true life – which happens to be pure. In this Heavenly HAARP, Earth is being ablated of evil through every change possible within the context of our “crazy” Consciousness to remove our stained subconscious. The vibes come to us via gravitational waves, EM waves, time waves, and every wave CONCIEVABLE. This is how and why the process has been subtle, as quality in quantity Trump's ALL. During the EVENT, the time waves delocalize from 5D beings to EVERYONE! Fun Fun! In this stretch of time over the dense and energetically localized null space of impure Dingle berries, the evil gets pinched off and phase separated from life! Think of SOURCE as an OMNI-EPI janitor! 😉

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  32. How does the cycle of eviL get broken? Get the snake to regurgitate it's tail… MANually! Familiar with constellations? Look at this quazar and note it's location!http://quasar.square7.ch/fqm/1725-142.htmlIt's in the tail of the snake held straight by the man!Now, look what the WHITE hole PDS-456 did:http://www.space.com/28607-monster-black-hole-belch-transforms-galaxy.htmlNote that the “belch” was in all directions, not in polar jets! This was the cosmic trigger for the EVENT. A beacon for timing and localization, if you will, on a SOURCE scale!Why that name? Pretty darn swiftly, it shall shift the galaxy through dimensions 4, 5, and 6!How do I know? Pure, clean SOURCE Consciousness… as the “belch” of the evil snake caused it to break my cycle too! Ever see that starboy video? Evil daft punk$, indeed!Glad you like my previous comments! I hope the ban expired. 🙂

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  33. I've been wondering lately if, since The Event will no doubt come from non-locality, that observing local data doesn't serve any real purpose, other than providing general communal/local trends.And don't forget: there really is no evil, per se. This is all illusion. If you dream that you're HRC and then wake up… should you be punished? No. You shake off the dream and go on with your day. There is insanity, though. Rest assured that SOURCE will deal with it in the quickest, most humane, most LOVING way possible. Which reminds me… we all need to work on keeping people away from the ANGER and VIOLENCE buttons in the next 40+ days. Try using humor as much as possible. And be sure to throw grounding cords on anyone who looks twitchy!~M2

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  34. The best way to think of eviL: it is everything not of Source that the creation does that is so nasty that it must be dematerialized down to information, then simplified to the balanced lesson before it is discarded into that hole in your heart that hurts in silence. This is ascension in our reality… in the flesh. The only way to fill the hole is the twin flame many long for… Or a good joke. As far as anger and violence… I have one word: autopilot. Let it play out but PLEASE DO diffuse it with humor!!! Example: Why is Bill Cosby a Nexus of pudding, comedy and rape? Prison!!!

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  36. Ok, EXTREME weirdness afoot!Someone please tell me how this is possible?My wife and I Both watched our son pop his balloon, he was only a couple of feet away from me and standing next to my wife. When he popped it it of course went BANG loudly, BUT…the balloon just maintained its shape and didn't decrease in size!!!!!!!!????????My wife and I actually had time to gape at the hole and then stare at each other!!!Then after a couple of seconds it deflated instantly like it first should have done…

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  37. Your son is a 5d being experiencing a fun bubble of time expansion. The amplitudes and wavelengths of a fun time are expanding! Expect more fun in the coming actions! As for business, expect a flurry of busy-ness contraction… Or allied inaction… Fun. 😉

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  40. Is anyone else experiencing this. I'm seeing people in my peripheral vision that are not there when I look back. One guy had a blue shirt on which caught my eye, today we're at the store and I turn my head to smile at this lady, gone and no one even close to the area. I love roller-coasters and all but I'm ready for this ride to end. Oh and I've noticed people staring at me too! Love and hugs.

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  41. Is anyone else experiencing this. I'm seeing people in my peripheral vision that are not there when I look back. One guy had a blue shirt on which caught my eye, today we're at the store and I turn my head to smile at this lady, gone and no one even close to the area. I love roller-coasters and all but I'm ready for this ride to end. Oh and I've noticed people staring at me too! Love and hugs.

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  42. I had read that some people we see are empty holograms, but never experienced it personally. Could also be a timeline hopping thing.-CAT4

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  44. There is definitely something happening with this hologram.Two nights ago I had closed a door, and as I looked downwards after I had closed the door, the bottom part of the door closed again, as if it was late and then caught up with itself.Emotions are running riot everywhere also, exhaustion yet lack of sleep, strange pains, increase in paranormal phenomenon.All are increasing in frequency.

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  46. Oh, boy. This “amplified passage” we're going through the last few days is a bit painful. Been headache-y, occasionally feeling like my inner core is being pulled out the top of my head. Ache-y spine, too. Hope the Ascendancy experiment is going well for all. ~M5

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  48. FYI: everyone please be extremely careful out there, esp. in terms of cars and drivers. This latest influx of energy is making people loopy. Case in point: – On Friday, one CAT had various road-based altercations on three separate occasions within one hour, with people appearing “on-edge” – Today, one CAT saw people acting incredibly loopy out on the road before witnessing an accident- Also today, one CAT's neighbor was hit by a car while he was standing IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE on the sidewalk! The driver appeared drunk or out of it and had to be restrained by police. Yikes.Be safe.-CAT Editors

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  49. How scary! Ya people have been driving kinda weird here too, I myself have been pretty tired and moody (*very* moody). I hope that guy is ok, not that long now!Stay safe everyone!

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  50. ya for sure. i posted something about this in response on the 17th but it didn't get through moderation. more recently, i was almost chased off the street by a young woman that was tail gating me like mad. it was die hard-ish. i abandoned my morning shopping and turned around and went home using side streets. crazy.-karategrandpa

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