List of Ascension Symptoms and Clair-Senses

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Someone asked us about “Ascension Symptoms,” aka, “Wave X” symptoms, and what they were, so we sat down and spit-balled a list… which degenerated into Friday silliness, but what do you expect from a bunch of CATs? Anyway, here’s an incomplete list of ascension symptoms/body issues:

ASCENSION SYMPTOMS/BODY ISSUES

  • Headaches/head pressure
  • Body aches/body pressure
  • Sharp pains at various chakra points
  • Inexplicable pains
  • Nausea
  • Dizziness
  • Gastric/digestion issues
  • Insomnia
  • “waking up at 3:00 a.m.”
  • Extreme heat/extreme cold sensations
  • Fever
  • Flu-like symptoms
  • Intense hunger
  • Intense fatigue
  • Sporadic bursts of energy
  • Inability to concentrate
  • Sudden cravings or total loss of appetite
  • Anger or sadness or depression (at clearing issues either for yourself, or feeling collective clearing)
  • Breathing issues
  • Heart palpatations
  • Nightmares/bizarre dreams
  • Clumsiness, spaz attacks, dropping things
  • Seeing things — Seeing things move at the corner of your vision, seeing lights, shadows, mist/fog, light flashes, sparklies, colors, halos of light around people/things, sensitivity to bright light, spirits, dragons, etc.
  • NOT seeing things — Blurriness, fuzzyness, distorted vision
  • Hearing things — What? Oh. Hearing weird sounds, tones, conversations, granular sounds inside your head (literally the tiny crystals in your pineal gland aligning to the energy), ears ringing, ears popping, “wet-pickle-hitting-your-ear,” etc.
  • Sudden happiness
  • Sudden feelings of love
  • Having water feel less dense on your tongue, as you swallow
  • Suddenly smelling superclean air/seeing crystal-blue skies
  • Seeing the same numbers everywhere (11:11, 1:11, 2:22, etc.)
  • Unusual skin conditions that come and go rapidly
  • Sudden or slow hair/nail growth
  • Abrupt changes/falling out with job, friends, housing
  • Suddenly looking younger — or different — in the mirror
  • A sense of urgency
  • No sense of urgency
  • Electronics fizzing out around you
  • Feeling like The Event is going to happen AT ANY MINUTE (ARRG)
  • Feeling like you’re reading an endless list
  • Communicating with robot lawnmowers.

Ok, we made up the last two, but that’s some list.

You’re basically upgrading while IN a body, which to our knowledge has never happened before. Note that these symptoms can indicate other health issues, especially in certain combinations, so… if you think you’re having a problem, go see your doctor. ALL of the CATs have gone to the ER with some/many/all of the above symptoms. (But PLEASE don’t tell your doctor that you think you’re turning psychic. Or worse, that his dead mother is standing next to him and that she’s very unhappy with his current relationship. One CAT did this and got sent to the Psych Ward — for two years. It took her two years to get out. Hello?)

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You might also be experiencing your own psychic “clair-” (clear-) gifts emerging, such as:

LIST OF CLAIR-SENSES

Clairvoyance — seeing things with your Third Eye (6th chakra), aka, “the mind’s eye,” mental images of past, present, or future.

Clairaudience — what? oh, “HEARING THINGS.” Spirit/ET/HOB (Higher Order Being) voices, tones, music, ringing, energy ZAPs, vibrations, static, etc. (The Oversoul/ONE *loves* communicating to clairaudients with music and movie theme songs. It’s quite hilarious, at times; at other times, it’s extremely annoying.)

Clairsentience — just “knowing” something, as well as knowing the Truth when you hear it — and knowing when people are lying. things.” It’s also feeling differences in energy, which can indicate spirits, portals, Wave X, energy attacks, microwaves (HAARP), proximity to certain celebrity egos, etc.

Clairscent — literally smelling energy (it’s pretty cool and dead-useful); certain spirits/beings have a psychic “smell” to their energy. Good spirits can smell like coffee! You can really smell anything that the spirit or being wants yu sto smell, like a favorite perfume, fav food, etc. It’s a bit odd at first.

Clairtangency — aka, psychometry: being able to get impressions by handling an object. A great and terrible gift (“Someone has had sex on this table.”)

Clairgustance —  perceiving the essence of something a substance from the spiritual or ethereal realms through taste.

Clairempathy — aka, being an “empath.” Empaths easily feel what others are feeling, even at a distance, in past, present, or future.

Channeling/Mediums — A channeler allows their body/mind to be used as a mechanism for other beings to speak through, while Mediums are expert at speaking with the spirit world. There’s nothing like a really good Medium. As for channeling, PLEASE don’t attempt this if you’re not trained. All kinds of things are out there to trick you.

Clair-aping — making really accurate ape noises through ape-channeling (this is the best), second only to cheese-channeling.

Phew. That’s enough of that.

See? And you thought we made it up.

25 thoughts on “List of Ascension Symptoms and Clair-Senses

  1. Clairtangency… Yeah no joke there. I can feel all the gross stuff everywhere. Do you know how many times the average person darts in an airplane seat? .. A lot

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  2. I am absolutely flabbergasted! There's something very wrong with me … I have all of the above (the long list), except for talking to a lawnmower, but it's because I have no lawn. I don't want to mention insomnia, I have it all the time.Is it possible to feel love and exasperation one after the other? I feel as if I'm tied in knots. I try to convince myself it's not me, it's the energies. It works.

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  3. I see you guys have been stalking me.Jokes aside, this list explains a lot… I've also been seeing the number 66 for years, the only time it stopped being the years of my depression. Once I got better, it started appearing again. I continue asking myself what it means. That and just last year, I lost one of my best friends due to a falling out… a guy from California I've been friends with for over a decade. Needless to say, it hurt like a mothertrucker.Headaches have intensified as of late. I feel as if something big is going to happen. Soon!-Francis

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  4. Even that white cat is identical to my 21 year old cat. Curled up next to me now. Love you all! Thrilled I found you. Let's meet when we are “there”.

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  5. Oh, definitely. There will only be a billion of us to sort through. We'll be the ones carrying the CAT sign. :)-CAT6

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  6. That number started appearing around Summer 2009, actually… so quite a long time ago. It was back when I was enrolling in University! It stopped around 2012, only to resume popping up in 2015. Quite a curious tale. Before you say anything, yeah… I know I'm a weirdo. :DAs for any reports, I hardly ever see any chemtrails in my region of Italy anymore. They're pretty rare. When it's sunny, the sky is often a ridiculously clean blue. What else… well, I guess it's that the more time passes and the more I meditate/use Reiki, the more I'm getting a sense that I came here all those years ago specifically to be part of the Event. I don't know why, but my gut is telling me that's the case. And my gut never really steered me wrong! ;)-Francis

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  7. I feel everything and see nothing, was always the case. Until very recently I lived a kind of double life where I had one script running internally to deal with truth and one externally to patch things over socially. Lately I've become increasingly unable to stop truth from spilling over and calling out the games people play. It doesn't really help that I've spent most of my life training martial arts, since it makes me immune to any threatening behavior intended to shut me down. If you're in the habit of hiding from your self, I'm pretty much your worst nightmare…~Sifoo

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  8. This apparently belongs here somewhere, your guess about why is as good as mine.Anyways, Rise by Eddie Vedder:Such is the way of the worldYou can never knowJust where to put all your faithAnd how will it grow?Gonna rise upBurning black holes in dark memoriesGonna rise upTurning mistakes into goldSuch is the passage of timeToo fast to foldSuddenly swallowed by signsLo and beholdGonna rise upFind my direction magneticallyGonna rise upThrow down my ace in the hole You may listen to it live here (around 8:50):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHYaF2oGn0I

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  9. Hm. Meters are showing ho-hum CME wafflage, big but normal. Not like the Wave X stuff. I was expecting more. ~M5

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  10. Hey Francis, 66 is a recurring number for me too. The year I was born, the price of a house I once owned, the price of a boat I bought when I sold the house etc. Also we almost never get chemtrails where I live in Greece. Stunningly blues skies. Caio Lucy

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