Well, there really was a “solar flash” yesterday around 18:12 UTC (11:00 am PDT), just as predicted, but we’re not sure if it’s what people were expecting.
It started like this. Note the timecode:
The solar flash lasted approximately an hour, swamping the sensors on the LASCO coronagraph — an instrument on SOHO, a satellite fairly close to the sun. SOHO picks up blasts like this all the time, and these types of energy blasts can last for a while, but… that was a pretty good one. What kind of energy was it? Well, we’ll tell you:
We have no idea what kind of energy was released, save that it was Wave X energy. It is interesting to note that fewer ships were seen in the various other satellite views during that time… though there was this one:
Even more interesting, the energy resembles Lisa Gawlas’ “confetti” conjecture:
Regular readers of this blog may recall that the sun is basically our local multi-dimensional reality projector and full-service gynormica portal. Info-wise, whatever comes out of the sun is basically programming that then travels at high speed to the “screens” (your “reality”) here on earth. The sun is about 93 million miles from earth, so it typically takes this high-speed Mahabharata anywhere from 10 seconds to 10 days to get here; while we are indeed 10 light seconds from the sun (it takes light 10 seconds to go from the sun to the earth), the energy/info you’re seeing above is typically more dense and travels more slowly, hence the lag. OR… it got here in 10 seconds, it’s hard to tell.
What is in this energy burst? YES, you guessed it…
…doves and bunnies.
The sun appears quite unsettled, of late:
But wait, there’s more!
Even more fun, that one Jupiter-sized ship that’s laying down an energy beam (to the “left” of the sun) IS NOW EXTENDING THE BEAM A MILLION MILES. Look:
It’s really easy to see on this time-lapse video. Watch it quick before it has itself a little NASA accident.
That beam was shorter a few days ago, so we’re guessing that something big is being ramped. Or… YES, they’re just releasing…
Well, it is almost Easter.
Yow. We all felt the pure muonic BAM in our heads around 11:45 PDT. It showed up here on the Siberian muon meter (where all times are UTC):
So, unless this was from one of the flare/CMEs, the Wave X/solar flash above took about 24 hours to get to us. That’s pretty energetic. Our heads still hurt.