653: Welcome to WWIII, Already in Progress ~ [UPDATE2]

You’re already in it, but don’t panic. There’s a way to do it properly — and a way to win quickly.

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Special Project #3 [UPDATE]

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Hello, all. We were guided toward another Special Project: Lily’s daughter, whom she’s calling “Elsie.” (Not her real name, of course — UPDATE: We got our name-wires crossed.) Anyway, here she is:

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Special Project #2

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Remember when we asked readers to use “The Mantra” on those folks who needed some personal spirit-boosting? Well, we have another important mission for you, should you choose to accept it.

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A Tonic for the Catatonic

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SO MANY people are freaking out, acting weird, having psychotic breaks all over the place. What’s a sane spiritual enthusiast to do?

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Dream Warrior CAT Techniques

Note: Please don’t throw babies and swords… at the same time. Hooboy. Since the calamari (what we call them, you know who) have only 17 days of existence left  (hopefully), they’re ramping up the dream mayhem. Almost all of the CATs were attacked last night — all night long, even after waking and going back to sleep — but some good came out of it. … Continue reading Dream Warrior CAT Techniques